i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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