That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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