i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I could fuck to npr.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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