Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
not ubering you a puppy
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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