Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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