I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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