we have pet lesbian snakes
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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