I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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