Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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