I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Its about making memories worth repressing
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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