can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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