One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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