I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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