at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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