My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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