Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Can I color on your dick again?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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