You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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