i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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