I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i will never coherently bang her
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
