Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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