There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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