Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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