3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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