Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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