so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Four minutes until I can fart!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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