i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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