oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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