i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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