im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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