Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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