hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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