yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
this boner is exhausting
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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