dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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