Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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