Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize