did you get engaged???
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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