Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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