Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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