Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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