Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
