He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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