i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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