Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
