I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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