You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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