i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
