if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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