i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
