I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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