Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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You. Win. At. Life.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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