I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Randomize
