There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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