new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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