I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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