So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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