question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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