She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The uberlube is also flammable
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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